More High Comedy for Arcade Fire Tickets

It just gets better....

I have tickets to almost every good show in NY. Will trade for one (or more) Arcade Fire ticket. Let me know what you want.

I'm also a Yanks season ticket holder if that's your thing. I can trade some big games (Sox, Mets, etc). Let me know. I also have screen legend Anthony's Quinn's undershit, which I swiped from him as he was doing sit-ups in the park. I'll be willing to part with it for a ticket.

(What the heck is an undershit? I'm dying of laughter. "Hey, everyone! I got Anthony Quinn's shit!!!!")

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I have a +1 for this show. I was going to take this girl with me but I ended up dumping her. Nice Valentine's Day right?

So who is my replacement?

What do you got? Act as your own agent here. I'm not looking to make extra money just want to see who can replace this girl (she was hot but very boring).

(There's nothing boring about hot girls)

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Aging hipster, probably old enough to be your mom, desperately seeks a ticket for any night of AF @ Judson. Help bring a little joy into my life as I slip into senility. Used to be young and hip like you; I knew Tom Verlaine when you were a zygote etc. Promise I'll lurk in the shadows so the crowd will still be young/hip. Thanks in advance.

(Did she also play Daft Punk to the rock kids at CBGB's?)

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I need Arcade Fire tickets to any night, I'll give money(reasonable) plus two bottles awesome Champagne(pierre gimonnet 1er cru) 80 dollars in store, 1 six pack Sierra Neveada, 1 used diesel denim jacket, 1 signed 1st edition paperback of Patrick Mcgrath's Asylum, 1 new heavy vinyl record of White Light White Heat by The Velvet Underground and 1 beautiful painting I made (its very good I promise)..
Thanks

(Throw in a set of steak knives and you got a deal.)

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I'll trade you my 2 Arcade Fire tickets for your Dave Mathews Band tickets.

(Ummmmmmm, did know the two shared a fan base)

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Previous hijinks for tickets.