High Comedy for White Stripes Tickets at Irving Plaza

I might be the only blog who hasn't said a world about the new White Stripes album. Well, I really have nothing different to offer, but here's what some people are trying to do get into their show tomorrow. No way in hell I was camping out over night for this.

have one wilco hammerstein VIP to swap
for one white stripes at irving.
all legit, no fraud, will prove it to you.

(Wilco VIP, what zee heck is that? You get a steak and a salad with your ticket?)__________________________________________________________________

Hey I got to the venue a bit too late on Saturday to get a ticket but I love the stripes and it would be an awesome experiance to see them at this intimate venue.

And while I'll be more than happy to reimburse you for a ticket, I'll also get you BACKSTAGE at warped tour at any of the tristate area dates. You could meet all your favorite warped artists, be on stage during set, have bbq with the bands, ect. A once in a lifetime experiance for just one white stripes at irving plaza ticket!

(That's too much. ALLLLLL my favorite warped artists and a BBQ. Well, shooo-weeee. I can meet Cute Is What We Aimed For? Bonus!)
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I'm offering myself up as a date to tomorrow nights show at the Fillmore. I wasn't one of those fortunate enough to win or score a ticket. I'm an adorable and smart college student, and I want to be YOUR arm candy for tomorrow night. If any body has a spare, I am willing to pay for the ticket and buy drinks all night! PLEASE reply if you are interested!

(You know, I get spam e-mails that sound like this all the time in my hotmail account.)________________________________________________________________________________

Hey,
Good looking guy with a plus one for the show tomorrow night. Looking for a cute coed to join me. Send me pics and we'll see if we can work something out.

(Coed? Oh please. I only see that word used in Girls Gone Wild TV commercials, "Sexy Coeds Baring All")

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i have one extra ticket that i'm willing to give away at face value. however, there's a catch. i want the most deserving white stripes fan, so here's deal. send photo of yourself in your best stripes-inspired outfit ickythumpgiveaway@yahoo.com. will choose person from worthy submissions receive and notify winner by day show. if you really amuse me, may just it for cost drink. also, make sure it's picture, because not when meet go show then someone else.

(Somebody has a really twisted fetish)

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hi....if u have a ticket to the white stripes....please take me with u!!!!
i will send u tons of pics of me and my myspace......i am a white girl and i white stripes fan....

(Great, non-nude myspace pics, where's that URL?)

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Comments

[Pamela]

Oh, you laugh - I'm ready to start offering sexual favors for someone's plus one.