Nothing brings me more joy in this life than the misfortune of others, especially the once powerful. Boy band Svengali and rumored pedophile (as told in Vanity Fair last year) Lou Pearlman is in Pound-Me-In-the-Ass prison for fraud, milking $300 million from investors. I love that mugshot photo. You can tell he was hiding in Thailand with Gary Glitter eating pork-based products. I also loved him as Watto in Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace.
He's going to need some spectacular fund raising to pay off his lawyers for the plea bargain deal.
How about a show, gang? Uhhhh, no.
How about an ebay auction? YES! You place your bid on these glorious items. Hands off the framed Pancake House photo .... that's mine.
I kept the mis-spellings.
O-TOWN CERTIFIED CANIDIAN GOLD AWARD LOU PEARLMAN
Indeed, you too can own a "Canidian" gold record from the Pride of Orlando.
TIME Big Poppa's Bubble Gum Machine LOU PEARLMAN
It's a framed article from TIME the man during his height of power. A picture of five young boys in a pool -- that's not gay at all.
BOY BAND NATURAL PRINT OR PAINTING FROM LOU PEARLMAN
That could be the creepiest charcoal painting in known existence. This picture can be the Shroud of Turin of Boy Bands.
For some reason, among the laserdiscs, model airplanes and used stereo equipment, there are handful of awards from Germany for Aaron Carter. Interesting. That might explain his idiotic behavior of that VH1 reality show.
AARON CARTER Single "Crush On You" AWARD GERMANY
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