The jokes just write themselves. Yes, the chocolate-loving, watch-making country of Switzerland has an international music festival called Blue Balls Festival. My first reaction was: come on, now. How do they not know what it means? This is Switzerland. It's like Germany without the sense of humor.
Let's just rattle off all the jokes like this is the lightening round:
"We're really excitied to play Blue Balls."
"They are really take their time announcing the line-up for Blue Balls, those cock teasers"
"What's with the higher prices for Blue Balls, are they nuts?"
"This year's Blue Balls is painful"
"Blue Balls is done. What a relief."
The week long music and arts festival takes place July 20-28 in the city of Lucerne.The big names playing include The Kills, Regina Spektor, Anna Calvi, Melody Gardot, Kaiser Chiefs, De La Soul, The Heavy, Mika and Antony & The Johnsons.
On the 29th, I hope all attendents go home and masturbate.